Omega and Alpha: Pokemon Fanboy in Me Says YES!!!

  Are you REGI for this pokemon fans? Yeah I know this is kinda late but still I might as well right about the two games that consumed a large portion of my time as a kid! I spent countless hours on these games getting a complete pokedex and adventuring with my Sceptile throughout the Hoenn region! Everything about these two games made my childhood slightly better although I never really competed with my team I might start now! Besides the onslaught of new megas that we will be receiving as well as the primal devolutions of Kyogre and Groudon this game is going to be a blast and hopefully nothing gets screwed up! I heard that a few of the legendaries from past pokemon games will be appearing so maybe they'll be tied into the story or they might just be there after you beat the pokemon leauge? IDK! But excitement is coursing through my very veins right now! Preordered BOTH copies and I already have all the baby forms of my team that I have used since ruby and sapphire with a few variations!

  My team is going to consist of: Sceptile,Gallade,Bisharp,Umbreon,Snorlax,and Klefki(lvl 1)! Leveling all of these bad boys is gonna be awesome and even though I don't really have much "synergy" with each other I always have made it work in pokemon battles against most trainers! Only time I ever really have problems is with trick room...mainly because I just really am too lazy to figure out how to beat it! xD

  What about you guys? What are you most looking forward in these remakes? What team are you gonna go with and what do you think about the new megas? :o

List of Megas: http://www.serebii.net/omegarubyalphasapphire/megaevolutions.shtml

Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate: Who the hell is ready for this?! -raises hand way up high-

  Having played MH3U for a long LONG time I have been waiting for this next game since I completed the Dire Miralis set and haven't really had much incentives to play since not many of my friends do anymore. Yeah this has been out for a while but ever since I saw the trailer showing you could climb on a monsters back and go to town with your weapon just made things even more interesting! They are adding so many mechanics that make the game more challenging as well as giving you an advantage from time to time! The new weapons also look pretty sweet if you ask me! One lets you use an insect as a pet to attack and give boosts or distract the monster and the other just looks like it's going to freaking hurt if you hit anything with it! JUST LOOK AT THEM!

  I am seriously tempted to get the staff just because I want to see how it works and master it...and kill stuff with it of course! I also read somewhere that the insects have a sort of leveling system similar to the weapon upgrading system! From what I know the insect will shoot a pheromone bullet and attack the area where it hit! This is important since different body parts of the monster will give you different essences or buffs. Thankfully you can enter an aim mode and select which specific part you want to attack! Check out the wiki and read about the other mechanics to this weapon! Monster Hunter Wiki

  The charge axe also looks pretty neat and it's similar to the switch axe with the whole phial charging and charge attacks except that instead of switching from axe to a two handed sword it changes to a sword and shield or an axe! Neat huh? These two new weapons add so much more to the original roster than before and I am going to enjoy crafting and gathering all of them! Going to have to put my sword and shield down for now! 

  Oh and another thing that really caught my attention...ONLINE PLAY! This means I no longer have to stare at my friends screw up or face criminal charges if I lose my temper and punch them in the face! I win TWICE! But seriously this is awesome because that means I can tackle challenges with other players at the usual ungodly hours that I am awake and not have to try and solo anything as much! Friends to play with at all times?! ALL TIMES! This makes me happy! :'D

  They are also releasing a few cameos in the game as dlc which is free from what I hear! This is pretty neat because I mean...COME ON! Mario felyne armor and samus armor?! Awesome! There has been a bunch of complaining about this though and I don't see why not. One of the excuses was that it messed with the lore of the game. Okay explain the lore of the pumpkin armor. Did the hunter get high and think pumpkins would make for good protection? No. If you don't like it don't download it. There problem solved! There were other reasons but that one was the one that stood out the most...and didn't really make sense. A recent release...is...SAMUS! A space bounty hunter hunting monsters...and collecting bounties. Now how the hell is that out of place people? Maybe she needs the money! Really now. I am not sure if there will be a male samus suit but if not I am crossing my fingers for...megaman armor! Hey it could happen! 

  And to finish this off the felynes are back in town! Now instead of annoying break dancing midgets we have cats that will probably do a better job not being as useless as the other two. Seriously they would heal me after AFTER I used a potion and was at full health. Well gee thanks...for nothing! Gah I swear sometimes I would smack them around just to make sure they didn't get in my way! Hate them! 

  Sorry about the rant....anyways! Another thing they released which might appeal to some of the more hardcore hunters or collectors out there...is the collectors edition! Some of the things in it aren't really to die for but I want that chest and the freaking figure! Because those two things are to die for! If they included a mh4u limited edition 3dsxl along with the game and all these goodies I would glady pay $200+ to get it all! Because Japan has a limited edition 3dsxl...and we don't! It's not cool yo! Yeah I'm grateful to even be getting this game over here in America but COME ON! Hopefully they release it over here sometime soon...until then...I will just die of envy! ;-;

  That about sums up this article for now! I am really really dying to play this game right now! What about you guys? Anyone care to you know...exchange friend codes and prepare for the future! Just leave a comment with your friend code and I'll reply with mine! Feel free to add each other as well! :D

                                                    

World of Dragons: I AM DRAGON HEAR ME ROAR!

  Ever wondered what it would be like to be a dragon? To kill orcs and humans for the hell of it or to get your hands...er...claws on gold?! How about raising a family for dragons and taking them with you to make killing,hunting,and looting the creatures that inhabit your domain more easily? Well this app let's you do all that! Recently purchased this from the play store on my android phone and it's pretty neat! At first I had no idea what to do...then I decided to read the handy dandy help book that I had missed! And the World of Dragons opened up right before my very eyes! *o*

  At first I decided to get acquainted with the controls of the game and at first it felt a bit...odd...but after a while I got used to it and they aren't that bad...just takes some getting used to! As you can see in the top image there is a bat as well as the stats and to the right you will see the action bar. The two fiery ones are the skills you get as you level fire breath and fire ball. Top one is flight so you can well...fly and the bottom one is your first attack "bite" which you also use on downed enemies...OR SHEEP...to devour them and fill up your hunger bar(green bar)! That's right you will get hungry but no worries! Finding food isn't that difficult in this game since you can basically eat everything and everyone! Except yourself...and your wife...or kids...moving on!

  The main goal of this game is that there is no goal. Sure you have a few bosses to beat,treasure to loot,and a family to raise but mainly you go around and kill things to survive. But there are rewards for hoarding gold and they are in the form of different colored skins,fire,and armors that reduce the damage you take! This gives the game an addictive side to it that makes you want to kill everything and get as much gold as possible to get all the skins,fires,and armor and then RULE THE WORLD! But besides that you also level up from killing mobs! From what I have heard there is an indefinite amount of levels and your two offspring and female companion also level up with you as you can see on the bottom screen. The red bars under the dragons is there exp.

  This games combat system is pretty neat although a bit repetitive but then again when have dragons ever really done much other than shoot out fire and bite the hell out of people? Only rarely! You can choose between activating combat mode in flight to rain down hell on your enemies or you can get up close and personal and devastate them with a barrage of flame and tooth! You can destroy towers and castles from both orcs and humans or just go out and hunt down the bosses which range from a giant black widow to the dragon king himself! Each drops treasure as well as gives a nice load of experience to give you the edge and confidence to take on the other bosses! Then you will be worthy of being called...THE DRAGON KING OF THE DRAGON KING!

  This game is still fairly new but with more attention it will add more content such as more bosses,a different map,maybe even more attacks for you to switch out with your fire attacks? Ice breath anyone? How about lightning shocks to the face? I wouldn't mind seeing that! But for now this game is worth the $0.99 you're gonna have to chip out to play this awesome game and it is well worth it! You get way more than what you paid for and future updates will make this game worth every penny and more! I recommend this game to anyone that has ever wanted to be a dragon or that thinks of themselves as a dragon in every other dimension except this one...roar!

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Nimble Quest: Snake With A Twist...

  How many of you have ever played the game snake? Remember the old school game where your goal was to collect blocks to grow longer and to avoid hitting walls and your own body? Well Nimble Quest is that...but with a twist(in case someone didn't read the title)! Instead of collecting blocks you collect heroes to grow longer! But they don't just follow you around...they each attack! What do they attack? Enemies of course! These enemies will be moving around trying to kill you and you will be moving around to attack and avoid colliding with them! Cool huh? You start off with a few heroes and as you progress in the levels unlock more! Rangers,mages,zombie warriors,and other awesome heroes make up the roster for this awesome game! To make things interesting the more heroes you unlock the more choices you have of which to make the leader! The leader is special because if that hero dies...game over! Your hero can die from taking too much damage,colliding with an enemy,colliding with walls,or colliding with other heroes! This means you can't just wander around and have to be attentive to what is going on around you! But the same applies to enemies! If you see an enemy "snake" and kill off the front enemy you kill the other two!

  The first few levels are simple...as would be expected! But as you progress you begin to meet more daunting foes! From healers to demons you will never face the same combination of enemies! But just as your enemies grow stronger so does your hero! The more you use your favorite hero the more "experience" they get! once they reach the max amount they gain a star and unlock a bonus to attack speed,movement speed,or health points! This gives you rewards for playing the game and it makes things more interesting by adding a leveling factor! Another thing that further helps you is the bonuses you can get with tokens. These tokens can be obtained through trading 1000 gems or winning them in the guild battle system. All you have to do is participate and at the end you get your tokens! You can also use the gems to upgrade the buffs you will find in the game such as the above shown ice shield! You upgrade the duration so that they are more useful than when they were just level one!

  This game never really gets boring and is a fun time sink for when you are having a slow day at work,or when your college professor doesn't show up for thirty minutes! Whatever you want this game is fun and if you can get friends into it you can even slam em with your highscore! Thanks for reading this review and I hope it helped you out! Feel free to follow us on twitter and to spread the word of GamerJesus! Because gaming is my religion! :)
                                                                       

Dungeon Village: Build,Recruit,Kill,and Earn!

 

  I had been playing this game for a few months now and completely and totally forgot to write a review on it! Shame on me! But in all seriousness this game is probably one of the most addicting mobile games I've ever played! From the moment I bought this game on the google play store to now I have not stopped playing it and my village continues to grow! I'm not sure if the developers intend on adding more content to it but with what it has now it is more than entertaining! Now let me get down to the sweet details!

  You start off as a lowly mayor of an equally lowly town of whatever you decided to name it. You are then tasked with building it up and recruiting adventurers to wipe out any monsters that will appear. Simple huh? Well to add a bit of a twist to it the monsters will become more difficult as the game progresses,adventurers will level up and purchase items from your stores,the more weapons and armors your adventurers loot the more are unlocked in the armor and weapon shops. All this money goes to you so that you may build more money generating buildings or purchase weapons and armor to give to an adventurer of your choice! This means you can fully deck out a few adventurers to give them the edge to face the upcoming challenges! Also you will be able to use that money to send off adventurers and have them complete quests around your town! Whether it be exploring a dungeon,to destroying a horde of mobs! This also means you will be faced with "boss" monsters every once in a while! These are usually dragons and some of them remind me of pokemon or godzilla characters! Which makes it even more entertaining!

                                                                         (Get it?)

  Now that basically sums up the game but there is still a bit more! Your adventurers do level up as they complete quests or just kill monsters out on the field! The max level is 10 and upon reaching that level is 10 and upon reaching the cap they can change to another class. Each class having bonuses to either the amount of money generated to the amount of customers a store will receive as well as battlefield bonuses! You also unlock that class if you already haven't and some of them are a bit bizarre! One such class is the "clown" class and the "maid" class! I have no idea why they are added but I think it's cool and they do have their own reasons for being in the game...I just haven't figured out! This means that you can have an entire army of clown adventurers killing off other monsters. Clowns are safe from being eaten by monsters...because they taste funny...get it? THEY TASTE FUNNY! Ha...ha...ha...okay back to business! Each adventurer has an amount of happiness that when at a certain point allows you to build them a house so that they become permanent residents of your town! And that means more money for you! You get to collect taxes from them and they don't care! HA! They will also give you certain buildings that boost the stats of adventurers that enter them!

  Another interesting feature of this game is the event system! To give your adventurers more of an edge over the monsters you can hold these to boost their strength,dexterity,intelligence,hp,or toughness! So holding events early and buffing up your adventurers is something that will be a necessity if you intend to save money on buying healing items for the downed adventurers! You can also boost your popularity which will give you a chance of attracting more adventurers! Neat huh? So hold them melon eating contests and marathons till they are so strong they one shot everything! Just kidding...I don't think that's possible! There is also a development system where you unlock a cauldron and throw random stuff in there to boost certain elements and after a while you will unlock either a building,spell,accessory,armor,weapon,or something else that will help you expand your town!

  This game is addicting so for anyone that plans on purchasing it rest assured...you will get your moneys worth and probably get caught playing this on your phone at work more than once...like me. >.>

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Wakfu: Two level 60's and two level 40's

  Decided to have a bit of fun with my rogue on this game! Reminds me a bit of Batman but that's just me...I might be crazy! That being said I have been playing Wakfu nonstop for the past couple of days and must say that I am thoroughly impressed with the changes it has made as well as how interesting the different classes(races?) are! Diversity is one of this games strong points and so far I have seen a whole bunch! From the different races to the different nations and armor sets even the different dungeons and recipes available to users from different nations! This game will take me a while to reach end game but when I do it'll be worth it!

  Recently released on Steam this game has received a boost in population and starting new isn't as bad as it was before! Back before the steam release it was difficult to find a group to do dungeons with but now it is as easy as just asking in chat and getting people together! So population wise it is pretty good! Once you choose a nation though it gets kind of hard to find groups but no worries! You can 

Archlord 2

THIS GAME IS STILL IN OPEN BETA SO THIS REVIEW WILL CHANGE AS THE GAME RELEASES MORE CONTENT AND POSSIBLE FIXES!

  Alright I'm not going to sugar coat this at all...but this game needs serious work. Before anyone starts throwing comments left and right about how I am wrong remember...I'm never wrong. Now back on subject! Archlord 2 is NOT I repeat NOT a direct sequel to the original Archlord. "But omg Igneius it has a TWO in the name"! NO just like Ragnarok Online 2 Archlord 2 is basically not a direct sequel. Apparently the entire story of Archlord 2 is based on a parallel dimension. Yeah I don't get it either but from what I could grasp in the trailer it's the same thing. Orcs/Moonelf vs Humans/Dracopeopleshits...w/e. Both separated into the Azuni(Humans) and the Crunn(Orcs). ERMERGERD WOW CLONE MUCH? Is what I've read all over the place. But that's for whoever is playing this to decide. MOVING ON!

             Azuni                                                                Crunn

  Class wise there are no classes. Yep that's right a classless system! You can also equip a secondary weapon ala Guild Wars 2 and utilize that weapons skills to help you out on the battlefield! Want to be an archer with the ability to tank in case a monster or players gets too close? You can! Want to be a wizard that can cast powerful magic skills while being able to further damage large mobs with a two handed sword? You can! This adds another layer of complexity to PvP and PvE but it is rarely used due to sets benefiting one stat that the other may need. Example would be the shield and sword and bow users. Both are viable for using a set that gives +dodge and so on since both can do greatly with a pure agility build. But a bow+staff user is kind of left out in the open due to the lack of magic attack from the armor and missing stats. So it isn't all fun and games! Also the main weapon you choose from the start gets 1 additional skill point per weapon level. That's right you get to level your weapons individually and you will receive a debuff on said weapons if your weapon level is lower than what is required to wield it!

  Now most of you are thinking that this game is open world where each faction clashes on the field and mighty warriors test their mettle...but you would be mistaken. The game goes the carebear route. Quest areas are PvE ONLY and PvP is limited to Battlegrounds,Contested Areas(which are separate),and Skirmishes. Okay...I could understand this for you know the tutorial area or whatever the hell you want to call it kind of like how on Aion the first few maps are safe then BAM rifts are opening and players from the opposing faction pour through to murder the hell out of you causing high level players from your faction to raise weapons in order to defend you the not so geared player! But for the ENTIRE game in terms of PvE you are never met with any opposition other than monsters. That...is...boring! Why would you call this a hardcore pvp mmorpg when the entire time from levels 1-41(current cap) are empty of any PvP?! I went into the skirmish area thinking I might get into some heated battle...but I was WRONG! NOBODY is in the level 10 or 20 contested areas. NOBODY! Now I get it...most players are probably in the level 41 battlegrounds and so on but really...NOBODY?! One of my friends bumped into ONE person in the contested area for level 10...after being there for about an hour. Just....whatever...for you PvP lovers(like myself) you are going to have to sit through a few days of doing quests before you get to see any PvP just like I am doing right now to hit level 30 and get some PvP done...hopefully.

  

  The PvE in this game is just as stale as most games. Grab a quest,go out and kill or collect stuff or both,and then head on back to get your experience points! Yep...FUN! Not even the dungeons are mildly interesting with the exception of Nightmare but even that is a pain to take place in! Why you may ask? Because I have been in the dungeon finder que for about 15 minutes and have yet to get a party to tackle nightmare! Normal dungeons are a joke and can be soloed by any player even though it does take more time! So there is no real reason to do anything in a group other than dungeons. FUN! The only promise of things getting interesting are when the announced contested areas with bosses and other things gets released! I can't wait to take down a huge boss while having to watch my back for any Crunn players! But that is a ways off and right now this is all we have to go with.

  Graphics wise...well it's alright. Having played Mu Online,Ragnarok Online,and other games with less than interesting graphics I am fine with these. The one thing that does annoy me is that I have a gaming rig that can run TERA,Aion(forts etc),and other demanding games at 60+ frames per second but you are telling me that THIS game makes the FPS drop to 25?! WHAT KIND OF POOP IS THIS?! Bleh...this might get fixed...or not...I'm hoping it does!

  Now I know I kind of went off on this game but it isn't all bad! Skills are flashy,combat is fine...with the exception of you sometimes not auto attacking,and gear looks smexy as it always should! But like I said at the start...this game needs a whole lot of work! The majority of the PvP is basically left for end game. So to those of you that wanted to have fun right from the start...NOT HERE! But for now I suggest people play this so they can hit the level cap,get geared,and be ready to tackle the next wave of content! Preview of new content to be added is right here!  Archlord 2 New Areas

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